What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
| Vampire jokes
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
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Q: "What has
| Military jokes
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
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What's the difference between a rooster and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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Father
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
| Divorce jokes
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‘I thought it was love at first sight,’ said Julie. ‘It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.