Why were the two managers sitting around
| Sport jokes
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
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The train was about to pull out of the
| Car and train jokes
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker
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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
| Cowboy jokes
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
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An inexperienced real estate
| Salesmen jokes
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
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What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.