What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
| Ant jokes
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
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For a weddin' present
| Time jokes
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?"
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Why did the bald man go outside ?
| Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
| Military jokes
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the ke
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
| Aviation jokes
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chernobyl Barbie …glows in the dark