Q. What do tired line dancers do?
| Dance jokes
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down 🙂
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A man was
| Police jokes
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
| Police jokes
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and
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How do you cook vegatables in the
| Humor jokes
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
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A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he’d healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he’d built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell. The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said “You’ve already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven.”