Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
| Teeth jokes
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
| Cat jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
| Music jokes
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
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What do you call a cow who argues with her
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.