Q: What do blondes eat to increase
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when
| Various animal jokes
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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How do you make a Gorilla stew?
| Gorilla jokes
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
| Old age jokes
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. “If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. “If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. “That’s me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!”