What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. “What Mrs Smith needs,” said one of her colleagues, “is a herring-aid.”
What do you call an overweight ET ?
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
There was a man staying the night
There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, “Excuse me, sir, I’ve got a leak in my sink.” The man at the front desk replied, “Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet.”
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer asked. “Give me the bad news first.” “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.” “That’s the bad news?” the man asked incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.” “It’s of you and your mistress.”
The Arkansas lad was obviously
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. “Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. “If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
Redmond,
Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.