First witch: Here's a banana
| Spelling jokes
First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on
| School jokes
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !
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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
| Bed jokes
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.
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To err is human; but to really mess things up
| Computer jokes
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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What brings the monster’s babies? The Frankenstork.