Q: How do you make a violin sound like a
| Music jokes
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Q: How many Cancerians does
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
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Deep
| Various animal jokes
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again whi
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.