What does a bee say before it
| Insect jokes
What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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Whats the difference between premenstrual
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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Who has the best website in the
| Internet jokes
Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.
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How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
| Ghost jokes
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
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At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
| Military jokes
At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 yards away to be safe, and yelled the instructions. "Pull the pin, throw and hit the dirt!" The private proceeds to do so, and throws the explosive directly at the sergeant!
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Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!