You said it was a great horse and it is.
| Horse jokes
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
| School jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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If six children and two dogs were under
| Weather jokes
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
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What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
| Monster jokes
What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
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Why are there so many Johnson
| Telephone jokes
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!