Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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Fred: You have
| Face jokes
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Who invented the telephone?
| Telephone jokes
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
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Consider one of the most perplexing
| Answer me this jokes
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
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If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?