Mother
| Fishing jokes
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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What does it mean when an accountant is
| Accountant jokes
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level'
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
| Weather jokes
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
| School jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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Examiner: I think you know very little, if
| Religious jokes
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself. Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.