Before we got married,
| Marriage jokes
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
| Pig jokes
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
| Snowman jokes
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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From a
| Aviation jokes
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."
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Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.” “I don’t believe it for one minute !” Marie snapped.”You’re just saying that to make me jealous !!!”