So this trumpet player dies. When he
| Heaven and hell jokes
So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums. "Wow!
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A young naval student
| Military jokes
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain. "Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain.
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What is the best way to talk to a
| Vampire jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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What noise does a cat make going down the highway
| Cat jokes
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
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Can you spell soft and slow with two
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
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When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise’