Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled
| Religious jokes
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
| Food jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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How does a vampire clean his house?
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
| Military jokes
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the ke
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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.