How do you confuse an idiot?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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At our local
| Restaurant jokes
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?'
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What's a rabbits' favourite car?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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What is the cow's holiday greeting?
| Christmas jokes
What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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Why did the dog run in circles?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.
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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, ‘what did you think of the scenery ?’ ‘Oh, I couldn’t see much,’ Harry admitted. ‘There were all these mountains in the way.