Why was

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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What dog is always tired in London?

| Dog jokes

What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.

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What runs all day but

| Humor jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he

| Apple jokes

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

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An American tourist is

| Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.