Q: How many Microsoft support
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware bec
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
| Humor jokes
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
| Cow jokes
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
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An Irishman joined the
| Ethnic jokes
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord." When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian a
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Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.