Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
| Gorilla jokes
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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After being laid off from five
| Business jokes
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs
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What is a horse's favourite sport?
| Horse jokes
What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
| Blonde jokes
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone an
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Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
| Women jokes
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi, Buster.”