What goes into the mouth of a quarter
| Horse jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
| Space jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.
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A man in a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving
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A woman reported
| Humor jokes
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
| Mouse jokes
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!