Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to
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Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. "Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?" "There's one on the wall right beside you," said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved
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I thought you were trying to get into shape?
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I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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Q: Define Transvestite:
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Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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Do you know what a mice said when
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
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Q: What do little trees say
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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.