What do burgers think when they are
| Burger jokes
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for
| Teeth jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
| Bath jokes
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
| Monster jokes
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!