Sarah was reading a newspaper,
| Marriage jokes
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up fro
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood!
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Why is an engaged girl like a
| Telephone jokes
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.
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After a real crusher of a landing in
| Aviation jokes
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are sile
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son’s shirts, so she had his name legally changed to “Machine Washable”?