How do you stop an angry elephant from
| Elephant jokes
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
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A snail starts a slow climb up the
| Various animal jokes
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
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Why did the mummy stop using the
| Internet jokes
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween
| Spelling jokes
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. “Honey,” she said to her husband, “when I get my way, that’s a compromise.” “What is it when I get my way?” he was quick to ask. She replied, “That’s a miracle!”