Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
| Bus jokes
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
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Mad men are given a test to prove they are
| Humor jokes
Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
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Q: Why did the farmer call his
| Farmer jokes
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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The patient shook his doctor's hand
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "M
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What do you call a flying skunk?
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can’t help laughing and eventually says “Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?” “Yes,” said the snail, “but there will be by the time I get up there.”