When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he
| Food jokes
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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A guy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since t
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Now as I understand it, Sir, said the
| Police jokes
Now as I understand it, Sir, said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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What do you call a ghost who only
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
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Why did the vampire attack the clown?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
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Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. “I’ll do anything for 3 points”, he said when questioned.