Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
| Police jokes
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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How does a Snowman get to work?
| Snowman jokes
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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Young Jimmy was having a snack
| Children jokes
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' she asked. 'Yes, please,' replied Jimmy. 'What good manners you have,' said his Gran. ' I do like to hear young people say 'please' and 'thank you'. 'I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of th
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Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
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Now as I understand it, Sir, said the police officer to the motorist, “you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?” “I’m afraid not, officer,” replied the motorist. “I had my eyes shut!”