Q: What’s Irish and sits

What doesn't get any wetter no matter

| Weather jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

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An ideal homework excuse

| School jokes

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on

| School jokes

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up

| Cat jokes

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

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Yo mama so old that when she was in school

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O’Furniture!