Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE

If you take an Oriental person and spin

| Ethnic jokes

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?'

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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in

| Fishing jokes

There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers

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Two 80 year old men are driving down the road

| Old age jokes

Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!" Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle o

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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a

| Rabbit jokes

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Have you heard the story about the

| Food jokes

Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?…… It’s not because of the film’s content, it’s because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.