What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
| King Kong jokes
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.
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How many physiotherapists
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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Two men were having a drink together.
| Vampire jokes
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you
| School jokes
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought “grammar” was his father’s mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. “The phone connection’s bad,” said the secretary. “I couldn’t catch that last word. Spell it.” The governor replied, ” ‘G’ like in Jesus; ‘U’ like in onion; ‘N’ like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!”