How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
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Why did the cat sleep under the
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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One day, two guys were driving
| Car and train jokes
One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing
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What kind of party do prisoners in jail
| Criminal jokes
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a
| Journalist jokes
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being
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What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !