The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
| Old age jokes
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?" The old man w
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A friend was in front of me coming out of
| Religious jokes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Arm
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What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
| Blonde jokes
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Did you hear about the monster who had an
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
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Q. What do you
| Clinton jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.