Doctor: Have you ever had this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Did you hear about the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
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Marriage is nature's way of preventing
| Marriage jokes
Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
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Why did Dracula miss lunch?
| Vampire jokes
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!