If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
| Cat jokes
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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Tell me, said the hiker to the
| Farmer jokes
Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.