The cop got out of his car
| Police jokes
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket
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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
| Pig jokes
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
| Marriage jokes
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
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What do you call a lion wearing a
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
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Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, “will this pathway take me to the main road?” “No, sir,” replied the farmer, “you’ll have to go by yourself!”