What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?

Someone -- always a man -- always

| Travel and tourist jokes

Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife

| Dead and dying jokes

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad

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Doctor, doctor, can you give me

| Hair and bald jokes

Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

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Which two letters of the alphabet are

| Letter jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .

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Q.How many blonde's does it

| Blonde jokes

Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.