I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in
| Religious jokes
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
| Witch jokes
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.