Q: What’s a conservative?

What should you do

| Dirty jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's

| Parent jokes

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?

| Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

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Q: What’s a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.