Why is someone who borrows money but does not
| Money jokes
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
| Bath jokes
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
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What did the cannibal say when he came home
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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why don't men do laundry?
| Men jokes
why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”