What do you call the queue of Software
| Heaven and hell jokes
What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
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What do you call a dumb bunny?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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The accountant had just read the story of
| Accountant jokes
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, wou
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los
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Q: What's the difference between
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.