A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
| Fishing jokes
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught on
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The desk
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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn'
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The snack bar next door to an
| Food jokes
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
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First ghoul: You don't look too well
| Dead and dying jokes
First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
| Dentist jokes
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.
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Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.