Why did King Kong join the army?
| King Kong jokes
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
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Why don't women
| Men jokes
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
| Aviation jokes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane. She
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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
| Birthday jokes
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.
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What do you call a pen with no hair
| Hair and bald jokes
What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.