Why does the new Polish Navy have
| Ethnic jokes
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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When is a lion not a lion ?
| Various animal jokes
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
| Pig jokes
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
| Beauty jokes
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.