Rigby drove into the city with his girl
| Idiot and fool jokes
Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, I'll be hog tied!
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What do you call an elephant with a
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
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My teacher reminds me of
| School jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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Q: How do you recognize a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
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A young wildlife biologist got fired from
| Biologist jokes
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?" they asked. "Well, he just
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Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? – A: From chasing cars.