Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
| Military jokes
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
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Dancing at the Party by Hans
| Book title jokes
Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy
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A couple have not been getting along for years,
| Birthday jokes
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birt
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What kind of ants are very learned ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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An accountant is in a car travelling with a
| Farmer jokes
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?" The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousan
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How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.