How many cops does it take to
| Police jokes
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
| Fishing jokes
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secre
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What do dogs have that
| Dog jokes
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
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If they made a movie starring the Loch
| Various animal jokes
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.