If a flea and a

Republicans always take the price tag off

| Political jokes

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was

| Horse jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

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Who do

| Cowboy jokes

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot

| Bird jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able

| Marriage jokes

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain Engli

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If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.