What do you call the queue of Software
| Heaven and hell jokes
What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
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Yo mama so short she has to use a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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What doesn't get any wetter no matter
| Weather jokes
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean
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A University had advertised for two
| Biologist jokes
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not ever
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Judge: Are you married?
| Judge jokes
Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, “Why don’t you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?” “We don’t wanna measure the length, mister!” Wyatt sneered. “We wanna measure the height!”