Two friends: – I heard that you have

After the Great Britain Beer

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Bud

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How can you tell if there is

| Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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An old farmer is driving down a country road in

| Farmer jokes

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck a

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your

| Vampire jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

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What does

| Dentist jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

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Two friends: – I heard that you have founded a musical band. – Yes, it is a quartet. – How many are you? – We are three. – Three? – Me and my brother. – You have a brother? – No, why do you ask?